Quick Selfie: Danielle Holmes

Danielle likes lemons and marshmallows, almost simultaneously but not quite. Meringue is a dream. She is a partner of Chocolate Moose and the co-director of Trojan Barbie. Occasionally she puts on strange clothing and pretends to be other people, but only at night and sometimes in the afternoon.

What inspires you?

The harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. Money also.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Think smaller. Think more legs.

Dream vacation spot?

The sudden sullen silence of a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life long lock.

What is your pet peeve?

I think Peeve is some kind of African Rain Spider, but I can’t be sure.

Where did you train?

Montreal to Toronto at least twice a day.

Chocolate Moose Theatre Co. and Oimoi Productions present Trojan Barbie by Christine Evans.

It made me feel sick but excited, too.
I didn’t like it but I did. I didn’t but I did.

Mama hated it. She said it was “decadent and defeatist”.

A remix of Euripides’ Trojan Women, for all the girls who’d rather invent something than be icons.

A love poem from the past to your future.

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